I want to create a stored proc for MySQL. Seems like a really straightforward thing except that the MySQL provider for Heroku has binary logging and [insert long description available elsewhere here] so you cannot create a stored proc.
It just throws:
SQL Error (1227): Access denied; you need (at least one of) the SUPER privilege(s) for this operation
Is there a way to overcome this and create a stored procedure (without spending the minimum $108 per month for a fun one-off personal application to have some dedicated database server for 4 tables and probably 100 records ever) or am I in the wrong place?
The place being Salesforce SE apparently. Which seems a crazy place for the official "open a ticket" page to throw someone.